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PRODUCT PORN
We swung open our metaphorical doors in 1998 under the name hotbox.co.uk. One small snag - Hot Box was an existing company that peddled hardcore pornography. Not really our bag, we were more into cool gifts and (non-sexual) gadgets. A quick name change later and Firebox.com was born.
Our first original creation was The Shot Glass Chess Set - a timeless cerebral battle of wits meets “getting pissed”. The more pieces you take, the more drunk you get. Nice. A fitting start to set the tone for future Firebox Creations - unusual gifts, with a twist.
Fast forward twenty years and we're still coming up with mad products that make us laugh (and pleasantly drunk). Using our closely-guarded extraction methods we harvest the tears of fantastical beasts to bring you premium Mythical Spirits.
AND THAT'S NOT ALL.
F*cking Strong Coffee, the world's hottest chilli chocolate, Spreadable Gin & Tonic, “Mushions” (squishy cushions with your face printed on it). We invented the Mystery Box because we got bored of everyone getting exactly what they asked for. Gift-giving used to mean something - what happened to the risk? The suspense? The surprise? We’re bringing it allll back. Put your fate in our hands and treat someone to a bit of mystery.
Give your presents that ‘personal touch’ with CrapWrap™ - the Original Anti-Wrapping Service by Firebox. Forget meticulously wrapped presents with sickly ribbons and bows - think wretched rips and tears, pathetic attempts at folding, the odd stray hair. Wrapping something this terribly is a fine art and our warehouse staff are given full creative freedom.
We didn't know how to end this About Us page… So we thought we'd shoot the breeze with you for a bit Just keep on scrolling
We're very personable Seriously we can go all day Make yourself comfortable Get a drink Or some knitting Charge up your vaping pipe
Let the good times scroll Seriously It’s good for the fingers, this Make sure you switch it up a bit though Give each of them a good go Keep those repetitive strain injuries at bay